Help! My wife is REALLY mad at me.... FAVORITE JOKE?

My wife is pregnant and this morning I took one of our kids to her gma's house cus both of them are sick trying to keep them apart... and I forgot to leave the medicine for the other kid... But she is mad none the less. she'll be ok but I'd like to make her laugh.. anybody got any funny text messages or jokes I can send her? WHAT is your FAVORITE text message or Joke?